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English Tongue Twisters tongue twisters(СКОРОГОВОРКИ)

| o\'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent |

| |

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| 313 |

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| Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. |

| All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood\'s |

| wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The |

| new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau |

| sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And |

| Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And |

| Esau Wood sawed wood. |

| |

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| 314 |

| |

| Betty bought some bitter butter |

| and it made her batter bitter, |

| so Betty bought some better butter |

| to make her bitter batter better. |

| |

+------------------------------------+

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| 315 |

| |

| A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, |

| but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. |

| |

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| 316 |

| |

| I\'m not the fig plucker, |

| nor the fig pluckers\' son, |

| but I\'ll pluck figs |

| Till the fig plucker comes. |

| |

+-----------------------------+

+--------------------------------------------------------+

| 317 |

| |

| Extinct insects\' instincts, extant insects\' instincts. |

| |

| by Pierre Abbat |

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| 318 |

| |

| The sixth sheik\'s sixth sheep \'s sick. |

| |

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+-----------------------------------+

| 319 |

| |

| Sweater weather, leather weather. |

| |

+-----------------------------------+

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| 320 |

| |

| One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled |

| blue. |

| |

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+-------------------------------------+

| 321 |

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| The big black bug\'s blood ran blue. |

| |

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+---------------------------------------------+

| 322 |

| |

| I am not the pheasant plucker, |

| I\'m the pheasant plucker\'s mate. |

| I am only plucking pheasants |

| \'cause the pheasant plucker\'s running late. |

| |

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| 323 |

| |

| Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott |

| than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. |

| Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If |

| the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott |

| shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott |

| shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that\'s hot! |

| Is it not? |

| |

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| 324 |

| |

| We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn |

| immoral money. |

| |

| by Ray Weisling |

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| 325 |

| |

| Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ... |

| |

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| 326 |

| |

| If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... |

| |

| Here\'s an easy game to play. |

| Here\'s an easy thing to say: |

| |

| If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, |

| And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, |

| And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, |

| Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! |

| |

| If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, |

| And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, |

| And your data is corrupted \'cause the index doesn\'t hash, |

| then your situation\'s hopeless, and your system\'s gonna crash! |

| |

| You can\'t say this? What a shame, sir! |

| We\'ll find you another game, sir. |

| |

| If the label on the cable on the table at your house, |

| Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, |

| But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, |

| That\'s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, |

| And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, |

| So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, |

| Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, |

| \'Cause as sure as I\'m a poet, the sucker\'s gonna hang! |

| |

| When the copy of your floppy\'s getting sloppy on the disk, |

| And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, |

| Then you have to flash your memory and you\'ll want to ram your rom. |

| Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! |

| |

| from the Unix fortune database, attributed to |

| DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup |

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| 327 |

| |

| Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. |

| Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. |

| |

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+---------------------------------------------+

| 328 |

| |

| Ray Rag ran across a rough road. |

| Across a rough road Ray Rag ran. |

| Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across? |

| |

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+---------------+

| 329 |

| |

| Elmer Arnold |

| |

| personal name |

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+-------------------------------------+

| 330 |

| |

| A Tudor who tooted the flute |

| tried to tutor two tooters to toot. |

| Said the two to the tutor, |

| \"\"Is it harder to toot or |

| to tutor two tooters to toot?\"\" |

| |

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| 331 |

| |

| Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. |

| Not a punt cut square, |

| Just a square cut punt. |

| It\'s round in the stern and blunt in the front. |

| Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. |

| |

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| 332 |

| |

| Tim, the thin twin tinsmith. |

| |

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+---------------------------+

| 333 |

| |

| Thin sticks, thick bricks |

| |

+---------------------------+

+--------------------------+

| 334 |

| |

| Red lorry, yellow lorry. |

| |

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| 335 |

| |

| A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed |

| blood. |

| |

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+---------------------------------------+

| 336 |

| |

| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck |

| if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? |

| A woodchuck would chuck all the wood |

| a woodchuck could chuck |

| if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |

| |

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| 337 |

| |

| Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through |

| a curly grill. |

| |

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+----------------------------------------+

| 338 |

| |

| Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers. |

| |

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| 339 |

| |

| A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest. |

| |

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| 340 |

| |

| How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling |

| If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t? |

| He\'d sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could |

| If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t! |

| |

+-------------------------------------------------+

+--------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 341 |

| |

| I thought a thought. |

| But the thought I thought wasn\'t the thought I thought I thought. |

| If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, |

| I wouldn\'t have thought so much. |

| |

+--------------------------------------------------------------------+

+----------------------------------------------------+

| 342 |

| |

| She sells sea shells on the seashore. |

| The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure. |

| |

+----------------------------------------------------+

+--------------------------------+

| 343 |

| |

| From the programmer\'s desk: |

| She sells cshs by the C shore. |

| |

+--------------------------------+

+--------------------------------------------------------------------+

| 344 |

| |

| A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more! |

| |

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+----------------------------------------+

| 345 |

| |

| Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum. |

| |

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| 346 |

| |

| There was a young man called Fisher |

| who was fishing for fish in a fissure. |

| Then a cod with a grin |

| pulled the fisherman in. |

| Now they\'re searching the fissure for Fisher. |

| |

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+------------------------------------+

| 347 |

| |

| Slick slim slippers sliding south. |

| |

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| 348 |

| |

| The Leith police dismisseth us |

| They thought we sought to stay; |

| The Leith police dismisseth us |

| They thought we\'d stay all day. |

| The Leith police dismisseth us, |

| We both sighed sighs apiece; |

| And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye |

| Were the size of the Leith police. |

| |

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| 349 |

| |

| Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut! |

| |

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+----------------------------------------------------+

| 350 |

| |

| Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo, |

| a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail. |

| |

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| 351 |

| |

| The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding. |

| |

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| 352 |

| |

| How much dough would Bob Dole dole |

| if Bob Dole could dole dough? |

| Bob Dole would dole as much dough |

| as Bob Dole could dole, |

| if Bob Dole could dole dough. |

| |

+------------------------------------+

+------------------------------------+

| 353 |

| |

| People pledging plenty of pennies. |

| |

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| 354 |

| |

| Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy. |

| |

| From a pre-war English music-hall song. |

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